New Intelligent Life Found
So I’m watching TV this morning before work when a commercial for a new Vanish stain removal product comes on. The inanely smiling women on the TV screen gives a smug and states how this new powder will actively seek out stains. How is this even possible?
How can powder have intelligence? And if it does have intelligence, how does it put that intelligence to work? Does it think to itself: Hmm, we could go for that grass stain on the cuff, but I reckon we’d have greater success if we directed all our cleaning power on that huge chocolate stain instead.
How has this even managed to get past the trading standards as it’s surely the biggest breach of truth since a high court recently stated that Pringles are actually biscuits and not crisps.The world is going slowly mad.
July 17th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Darren you are either working too hard, or don’t have enough work to do! (I’m guessing the former)
July 17th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Isn’t it working hard or hardly working
Seriously though, it’s really annoying and is causing me no end of distress.
July 17th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
It just means the chemicals react really well with dirt, Daz. Run an article about effing Pac-Man
July 18th, 2008 at 2:21 am
The Master has gone REALLY power crazy now! The Actual Lord Jesus Christ would NOT go on about Pac-Man - he would be after some Retro PC goodness - like ooooh, Racing games - Screamer and such!!!
And as for you darran - if there is life in the stain remover, then its the only real brain power to be found in the kitchen !!!!!!!
(Quickly looks around to make sure the wife is not up and about)!!
July 18th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
I’ve just told the wife what you’ve said and she’s going to beat the hell out of you when you pick me up later.
Well she would if she wasn’t chained to the kitchen sink